Scottish Insults

Erse like a bag o' washing - Arse like a bag of washing
Awa' n bile yer heid - Away and boil your head
Face like a skelpt erse - Face like a slapped arse
Get it up ye - get it up you
Yer maw's got baws n yer da' loves it - Your mum has testicles and your dad loves it
Shut yer geggie - Shut your mouth

Chris D'Elia: Keanu Reeves

Chris D'Elia becomes Keanu Reeves in a relationship at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood, CA.

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