The Onion: Martin Luther King Bust First Thing to Go, Romney Advisor Quietly Thinking

A new study finds that Americans need six hours of sleep at work, scientists say the U.S. may have discovered a previously unknown level of not caring about Syria, and a fan prefers Tarantino's early work when he was shelving movies all day at a video store, It's the week of July 16th, 2012.

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Cool Hand Luke (1967) trailer

The story of a man who would not stop his rebellion against authority. Chopping heads off of parking meters in a drunken stage leads Luke to a life on the chain gang.

Boy. You ain't got your mind right. Now what we got here is a failure to communicate.

Louis CK: HBO One Night Stand

One Night Stand 2006 stand-up series on HBO half-hour stand-up special the top performing comedian Louis C.K.

DVD English.

Steven J. Santos (Director).

The Hidden Costs of Hamburgers

Americans love hamburgers -- we eat about three burgers a week. But what are the hidden environmental costs? Learn more in this animated short from the Center for Investigative Reporting. See sources here:

Directed and produced by Carrie Ching, Reported by Sarah Terry-Cobo and Carrie Ching, Illustrated and animated by Arthur Jones.

This animation is part of The Food for 9 Billion series, a yearlong look at the challenge of feeding the world at a time of social and environmental change.

Derren Brown: Miracles for Sale

With the cameras in hot pursuit, Derren faces his toughest project yet, going in search of an unsuspecting member of the British public prepared to adopt the guise of a pastor and miracle worker.

His chosen one (a scuba instructor) then has six months to learn the trade and flourish across the pond as a convincing pastor.

The final phase of the volunteer's extraordinary challenge sees them attempt to perform faith healing miracles live in Texas, but will Derren's new recruit be accepted as a faith healer or cast away as fake healer? (from

RT 1:13:32, aired April 25, 2011 on Channel 4.

How to Look Your Best the Morning After

Lauren Luke is a British makeup artist whose tutorials have almost a half-million subscribers on YouTube. Those subscribers were horrified to see this one posted over the weekend. The video is actually a public service announcement for Lukes Dont Cover It Up campaign against domestic abuse for the Refuge organization. She also did an interview about the making of the video.

The video depicts the domestic violence situation in an eerily realistic light, ending with onscreen copy that reads: 65% of women who suffer domestic violence keep it hidden. Dont cover it up. London agency BBH handpicked Luke to act in the PSA to reach her 439,893 subscribers and the many other women who routinely seek out her online content. Luke said that she felt a personal attachment to the project from being in an abusive relationship herself.

The Erosion of Progress by Religions

Neil deGrasse Tyson, an American astrophysicist and Director of the Hayden Planetarium, discusses how Islamic fundamentalist destroyed the enlightenment era of the Middle East and why we should be concerned today.

Anna Blume

Anna Blume is a visual poetry about the lust of a man chasing a woman. The story takes on surreal journey dictated by the mind of the poet. Lust and ingestion, disguised in love, drive the two characters to an end where love turns to be a very lonesome and strange place. The film is based on and inspired by the emblematic love poem from 1919 "An Anna Blume" by Kurt Schwitters.

David Chalmers: The Hard Problem of Consciousness

How is it possible for anyone or anything to experience a first-person perspective on the universe?

Here's a ten minute excerpt of David Chalmers discussing how in recent years, science has made great progress in understanding the mechanics of the brain, yet over centuries, we have made no progress at all in explaining the phenomenon of subjective experience.

David Chalmers, Ph.D., is professor of philosophy at the University of California, Santa Cruz and author of The Conscious Mind: In Search of a Fundamental Theory.