New Zeland Telecom has ordered an investigation after a customer received an account charging him a "penalty for being an arrogant bastard" amounting to $337.50.
According to a European marketing survey conducted by GfK FashionScope Benelux, D cup purchases have increased in the Netherlands to 24.7 percent, an increase from last year's 23.6 percent and 22.1 percent in 1999.
YPL's Vintage Robot Porn is the Internet's premiere site for HOT and SHINY pics of all your favorite well-oiled robots, droids, and cyborgs of yesteryear. The only way to get a robot to trust you is through an intimate bond; allowing them to show you their most private moments. People need to understand that we're not too different from robots, except robots are made of metal and plastics, have no blood, eat electricity, and make beeping and whirling noises.
It has been variously called "a fetish toy" and "the softest hard-on ever". An adult plaything in an entirely different league, this plush toy is not hardcore but very heartcore. It makes you laugh, it lets you play with its furry balls and it enjoys being dressed up in cute little coats, corsages and harnesses. Dildoll is crazy about fashion and unusual accessories. So be prepared. Buying a toy like this takes ... em ... balls.
During the bitter cold month of January Rotten doles out the annual Decrepit Snow Sculpture Awards. And though the awards have already been chosen it's paradoxically still not too late to enter. There weren't any entries for Best Creation of Yellow Snow, for instance. Penises are BIG this year, go figure.
Let's go girls! Battle the bloats, fight off fatigue and kick cramp butt! Monsteruation doesn't stand a chance.
These images represent a very wide collection of amusing, funny, disturbing, disgusting, whatever images. Some of these images may offend you (or turn you on).
butt-rock (but-rk) rock n' roll music produced from the mid 70's to present that has the following characteristics: four or five male members with long, feathered hair (bangs are common, but not necessary) or mullets, wailing guitar solos, distorted guitars, and lyrics about women, sex, drugs, Satan, and fast cars.
Real Hunt on the Street. Girls asses casual photos captured on the Street, no faces, just asses, enjoy.
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Welcome to my world. My name is Sarah Reinhart and I am a fourth generation Amish resident of Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. My elders have taught me since birth that we seek a simpler life, one guided by our faith, which dictates that we forego ownership of modern amenities such as electricity, automobiles, and telephones. That sex is solely for procreation, that buttons and proud and hooks are humble. That the modern world is fraught with sin and temptation and to be avoided and shunned. My feelings about this? Fuck That!
Amateur Erotic Art Dedicated to the Raw Sensuality of the Military Woman and all the other types of woman and some other stuff unrelated to the above. Actually this is my portfolio.please hire me. I had a multi-billion dollar dot-com that offered mobile massage therapy for pets now Im licking cheese remnants out of Styrofoam sandwich boxes.
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Hand picked classic and hard to find movies. Caught on tape, fucking with police, Bill Gates Doom, the Fatrix and some VERY painful bloopers.
Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym. And those who can't write, write children's books. Something Awful's always diligent forum goons paid tribute to these hacks and lunatics by photoshopping the living hell out of all kinds of crappy books designed to inflict society's many antiquated flaws upon our young.