A song about my sexual prowess and the importance of sell by dates.
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This cartoon was animated by Christopher Niosi

Ladies, Ladies Let me be your loving man
Let me take you into my pantry m 'am
Gonna cover you in Marmite
Woah oh
Or maybe some Bovril; Not really sure what's in there
Girl I don't do that much cooking at my home
I am usually eating out if you know what I'm saying
Sayin' I'm off to Nando's
Hot Piri Piri Chicken!

Ladies ladies let me be your loving man
gonna take you into my pantry
lay you down
gonna give you loving as I check through all my shelves for out of date food
Not been in for a while

Girl here are some of the things I'm gonna rub all over your body
That I found at the back yo. Ahh ow!

Really old pickles
Some chutney
Boil in the bag rice, that's nice
A Cornish Pasty, do you think we should? That's really nasty.
And to finish off this sexual marinade
Here's some marmalade my dear old mamma made
Girl you just reminded me. I need to give my momma a call
In fact I should do that now.