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The Onion: Lance Armstrong Admits Drug Use, Plans Return to Cycling As Flamboyant, Fan-Hating Villain

With his 'golden boy' image tarnished, Lance Armstrong has returned to cycling as radical bad boy 'Killstrong.'

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