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Lucas' Response to Clerks and the Death Star Contractors

The first footage is from the hilarious movie Clerks which if you haven't seen, you need to. The second footage is taken from the DVD of Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones.

It's the audio commentary where George Lucas explains why it's OK that the contracters died along with the Second Death Star in Return of the Jedi.


Clerks Death Star Contractors

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, another military superpower spent way too much money on massive planet-busting weapons that didnt work well. Maybe the Defense Department could learn something from this before it finds an X-wing crammed up its thermal-exhaust port.


The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

List of Movies Cited in the Above Video

000 - Roxanne, Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Gleaming the Cube, The Princess Bride, A Fish Called Wanda, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, Casino, Three Amigos, A Clockwork Orange

105 - Dolemite, Glengarry Glen Ross, Bad Santa, The Witches of Eastwick, The Big Lebowski, In Bruges, Full Metal Jacket, There Will Be Blood

205 - Toy Story, Casablanca, Encino Man, The Women, Predator, Army of Darkness, They Live, Uncle Buck, Big Trouble in Little China, New Jack City, Billy Madison

300 - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Departed, Carlitos Way, In the Loop, Glengarry Glen Ross, Stand By Me, Grosse Pointe Blank, Duck Soup, Caddyshack, Planes Trains & Automobiles

400 - South Park, Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls, The Breakfast Club, As Good as It Gets, The 6th Day, Step Brothers, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Full Metal Jacket, City Slickers, Road House, True Grit, Shot Circuit

500 - Raging Bull, The Usual Suspects, Snatch, Caddyshack, The Last Boy Scout, Ghostbusters, The Sandlot, As Good as It Gets

600 - 48 Hrs, In Bruges, Silver Streak, Glengarry Glen Ross, A Fish Called Wanda, Goodfellas, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, The Mist, Trading Places

700 - The Warriors, Point Break, Gangs of New York, Reservoir Dogs, The Breakfast Club, The Cowboys, Full Metal Jacket, Dodgeball, Donnie Darko, Scarface, The Good the Bad and the Ugly

800 - Anchorman, Tropic Thunder, Sexy Beast, In the Loop, Get Shorty, Blazing Saddles, The Way of the Gun, Blade: Trinity, Clerks, The Boondock Saints, The Exorcist, What About Bob?, Weird Science

900 - Con Air, True Romance, In the Loop, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Lake Placid, The Front, Gone with the Wind


Hollywood Director Attack Ads

John McCain turns to famous Hollywood directors for help with his attack ads.

Featuring: Paul Welsh, Saj Pothiawala, Logan Smith, Paul Briganti, Jared Neumark, Chris Mann, Paul Downs, Lucia Aniello, Mike Schroeder, Jenny Lederer, and Joni Lotan. Written by The Landline.


Trooper Clerks

A shot-for-shot remake trailer of Clerks, featuring Stormtroopers, droids and various other Star Wars alumni.