January 19, 2013 C-SPAN
January 19, 2013 C-SPAN
Listen to leading Republicans including Guilianai, Gingrich, Santorum, John McCain, Ron Paul, Fox News commentators, and even Paul Ryan share their hearts and thoughts about Mitt Romney.
Newt Gingrich promised Tom that he would put people on the moon if he were President. How is that going?
Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin
Bill Maher finally got around to Ted Nugent in his final New Rule of the night, but used the rocker's recent tirade against President Obama to ask the larger question about conservative outrage over the president.
Mitt Romney raps to the tune 'The Real Slim Shady' by Eminem.
By Hugh Atkin
Newt Gingrich: We should subsidize Solar, Wind & Biofuels
Godfrey gets a bad case of Gingrich
Senator Jefferson Einstein, Junior Republican from South Dakota, eloquently elaborates on the libertarian views which have helped him surge in the polls -- and that he believes will carry him to victory.
Find out MORE about Junkie Einstein's voting record as the race for President heats up:
On drug legalization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cjjj1gI#t=42
On smoking lettuce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eooXNd0heM#t=48
On prescription medicine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Psfn6iOfS8#t=1m48s
On the existential crisis of not knowing if life is really happening:
On how one can understand the poetry of Congress: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qizNQKzatXA&feature;=related#t=42
On the economic benefit of marijuana legalization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbc2NaLuv1A&feature;=relmfu
When you look on this stage
Under all these bright lights,
You just see some guys
That you don't really like
At all, grow some balls
When you choose tonight!
But if you vote for me
You'll be doin the country
A really, really big favor--trust me, you can thank me later
When I legalize everything
I can guarantee you'll be
Much, much more happy
I can satisfy all your needs
For shady activities
As you please, like
Prostitutes and drugs
Panda skin rugs
Exposin your erections
It's high time
You vote for Einstein
I'll legalize everything
Euthanizin old people
Poachin bald eagles
I'll fire the regulators
Of asbestos toilet paper
It's high time for Einstein
I'll legalize everythiiiiing
If you vote for him
You'll be helpin the nation
- God's favorite nation -
Live like the founding fathers did
And never have to bother with
Laws against anything
He can guarantee you'll be
Much more happy and free
(Ron Paul: constitutionally!)
If you wanna see tyranny's demise
Realized we should legalize
Newt Gingrich: Public urination
Rick Santorum: Without taxation
Mitt Romney: Buying the election
All: Exposin our erections!
You got it!
It's high time you vote for Einstein
Einstein: I'll legalize everything:
Extreme religious sex/sects
If you're wondering how i spelled those
Then you'll just have to guess ...
All: It's high time for Einstein
He'll legalize everythiiiiiing
Einstein: Every single
Smokable, drinkable thiiiiiiing
February 8, 2012 - Congressman Luis Gutierrez (D-IL) came to the House Floor to respond to Newt Gingrich, who has begun calling President Obama the "Food Stamp President." Armed with facts, the Congressman has a little fun setting the record straight and despite the name calling, be concludes that "hunger knows no race or religion or age or political party. Hunger is colorblind."
Newt is in charge on the Moon.
Unedited and uncensored version of Ali G's interview with Newt Gingrich.
Featuring Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
As election season heats up, candidates and news pundits alike bring the core tenets of our democratic republic to the forefront with a driving beat and soaring melody.
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt's channel, hitRECord: www.youtube.com/hitrecord
Collaborate with him on his web site: www.hitrecord.org
Newt Gingrich on cash money :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka0LMt5ciRc
Jim Stossel on voting :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM7GHzpNlXc
Vermin Supreme on Various metaphysics:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXXAuDK1Ao
?My name is Vermin, Vermin Supreme
?And you can vote, you can vote for me.
?For president if you want?
And my name is Vermin, ?and uh, okay.??
Do you still stand by your pony pledge??
Yes, I do, free ponies for all
?Turn all that pony poop to methane gas.?
One more thing, Jesus told me to make?
Randall Terry gay -
??He's turnin' gay, turnin' gay!
Thank you, alright, okay.??
And all the un-gay is melting away!
??He's turnin' gay, turnin' gay!?
Not a single straight gene in his DNA
?'Cause he's turnin' turnin' turnin' turnin'?Turnin' gay!
??Our instinct says everybody should vote
?but some people are dumb - and they shouldn't vote!?
The kids are not paying attention -?
Yeah, on election day give 'em detention
This endless cheerleading -
?Let's go to the rock concerts, register the kids.
?All the kids are so stupid, stupid, dumb stupid.?
Speaker Gingrich, do you propose kids work as janitors?
??You can hire 30-some kids for the price of one janitor
?Those kids who get money, cash money.
?Light janitorial duty - get money?
Work in the cafeteria - cash money
?Cash money is a good thing if you're poor
?Get some cash money, then get some more.
?Imma help poor people learn how to get a job
?Imma, imma help poor people learn how to get
?That money, that cash
Get money, get a stash
Get that money, that cash
Get money, get a whole damn stash
Hilary Shelton, senior vice president of the NAACP, decries Rick Santorum's and Newt Gingrich's latest comments linking welfare with African-Americans. Shelton discusses the impact of the racist remarks that continue to seep into their commentary and points out that their attacks on welfare do not reflect the facts: "Fifty percent of all of those that are at or below the poverty line are Americans period -- and indeed the vast majority of those are white Americans.
Gingrich wants to be president this Christmas.